Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing
they’re never as awed as they should be tbh
went grocery shopping
I just love the fact Cas has absolutely no verbal filter.
I love how Cas has absolutely zero fucks to give in this scene. Not you Dean because you’re the freaken righteous man who doesn’t believe in god. Me we’ll I’m an alcoholic angel who gave up everything to follow two dumbass humans into certain failure. Whoopee. And you Sam… Satan. I don’t think I need to elaborate.
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbyeMcgonagone
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side